Lover Boys Forever by Mickey Erlach

Author:Mickey Erlach [Erlach, Mickey]
Language: eng
Format: epub
Published: 2013-07-13T04:00:00+00:00

DAVID V. GOLIATH

By Fox Lee

Fox Lee is a writer of gay erotica and horror (as Natalie L. Sin). In addition to writing, she enjoys way too much coffee and is the proud owner of a “pushorkie.” Visit her at: www.facebook.com/natalie.sin.39

My cellphone rang on the way to the bar. I answered, knowing it would be Bryan, one of my best friends and the man behind that night’s blind date. My romantic life was in a dry spell, and according to Bryan, if I didn’t go on a date soon I would forget how. I told him he was an asshole, and stole a bottle of his Jack Daniels.

“Hello, Bryan,” I said. “Are you checking up on me?”

“Yes. Are you on your way?”

“Yes. Did you tell him to keep an eye out for a guy that looks like he just got back from a rock concert?”

“Yes, because heaven forbid you dress up for a date.”

“It’s a clean shirt.”

“David, you make a very good living. Do you think you could maybe put on a polo shirt once in a while?”

“No. Anything else?”

“Do you even own a tie?”

“I mean do I need to know anything else for this date?”

“Well …”

I stopped in my tracks. I knew all along Bryan was holding something back, and I wanted to know what it was before I stepped into the bar and inflicted my reaction on some poor guy who didn’t know what was coming.

“I’m going to find out in less than five minutes,” I said. “You might was well tell me.”

“Billy isn’t exactly your type. Physically.”

“Jesus Christ, did you set me up with a bear?”

He snorted. “You think I would waste a bear on you?”

“You can’t fuck them all, Bryan.”

“I can try. And he’s not a bear. I met him in a chatroom for Rockabilly fans, back in college.”

I could handle a rockabilly. My heart belonged to eighties’ rock, but I had a healthy respect for its ancestors. But music taste wasn’t physical, so I pressed on Bryan harder.

“Send me a picture. Now.”

“Fine. Hold on.”

Thank goodness for smart phones, I thought. Even if Bryan didn’t have a picture of the guy, he could grab one from online and send it.

“There, Bryan said. “It’s on its way.”

The picture arrived, and I groaned my disapproval into the phone. Billy was my age, tall and fit with broad shoulders.

“He’s taller than me,” I said.

“Oh boo fucking hoo. Poor baby doesn’t get to date a delicate little flower.”

“They aren’t delicate little flowers.”

Bryan and I had the opposite taste in men. He liked bears, the hairier the better, while I stuck to Asians like myself. I liked them slender and boyish, unlike myself, and preferably a little younger. Bryan said it made me a dirty old man, I argued that you can’t be a dirty old man in your thirties.

“You owe me for this,” I said as I neared the bar. “Big time.”

“Be nice. Billy is a really good guy.”

“That doesn’t mean I’m going to suck his dick.”

I hung up on Bryan, and tucked the phone into my pocket after switching it to vibrate.

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